Let it Snow
Just drag this link to the bookmark bar, click it, and you, too, can be greeted by the non-denominational red deer-pulled guy:
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Ion has a winter theme that gets activated every December, with snowfall and a Non-denominational Red Deer-Pulled Guy.
I found myself missing this, since Michigan’s “Intranet”, Wolverine Access (which is actually just Oracle SIS, but I digress) doesn’t have this nifty feature.
So I decided to port the snow theme over to a bookmarklet, so I can access get snow at any time!
Thanks Derek Morris (TJ ’11) and Zachary Yaro (TJ ’12) for the actual code.
Pro Tip: if you click it multiple times, you’ll get multiple non-denominational holidays!
Pro Tip 2: if you click it enough times, your computer will overheat to keep you warm during those cold winter nights.